Subletting Your Apartment

Jon: I just cleaned the shit balls out of my house

me:  When you moving out?

Jon: Soon hopefully, im showing someone the house in 15

20 min later....

Jon: oh my gooooood

        what a nasty smeelyyyyyyy bitch  she stank so bad

Jon: i may have come off as unfreindly... 

        just the smell  putrid

Jon: i couldnt take that smell

        i tried 

Jon: she's moving in december 1st

Study Abroad

 Jon:  heyoooo

 Jon:  i officially got into sao paulo

 me:  boom 

 Jon:  yeeeeeah

 Jon: im gonna try to be really social with the ladies, come to sao paulo

 me:  ya def, how the girls lately?

 Jon:   fuckin stone cold ugly
u

Lecture Class Attendance

Jon:  yo

me:  sup big man

Jon:  chillin. Just got to lecture law class

me:  what you guys talking about

Jon:  law

     laws

     legal issues

Jon:  i think im gonna be out this bitch in about 5

Class Participation

Jon: im in law class

  i need something legal to say

Which Major To Choose?

Jon: mom says i should drop the course
and reconsider the major
haha
she's extreme
damn
fuck
i only had 4 classes left
me: what do you think?
Jon: ugh
i have till friday to drop it
i mean
this is the hardest course right?
me: its up there. But you don't need micro
Jon: yeah
so maybe ill take it during the year
i dont know if i should not do the major at all tho
me: do you like it?
Jon: god no
me: you could minor in it
Jon: yeah
major in biznass
me: do you like biz?
Jon: no
i dont like anything per say

What To Do On Friday Night?

Jon: what ur plans tonight

me: no plans, you?

Jon: i have a choice between this ugly bitch is having a party

and this other ugly bitch having a birthday party